Arnold Schwarzenegger wears 'I Survived Maria' T-shirt

So Arnold. You publicly humiliated your wife by knocking up the maid (wear a condom with the help, man, Jesus), the public kind of thinks you’re a scumbag, you put your career on hiatus, and even your kids didn’t seem <a href="http://www.cheaptruereligiononline.com/products_new.html"><strong>levis jeans sale</strong></a> too happy with you for a while. What’s your plan to turn your image around? Lay low for a while? Visit an orphanage? Buy a tiny dog like Mickey Rourke? …What’s that? You say you want to wear an “I Survived Maria” t-shirt for the paparazzi? Those were last words of Arnold’s publicist before she blew her brains out, as I imagine it. In any case, in case you can’t tell, the shirt says ‘I Survived Maria’, with 2007 – 2010 on the back. Apparently when the <a href="http://www.cheaptruereligiononline.com/specials.html"><strong>true religions</strong></a> Governator left office, Maria’s Office of the First Lady staff made the shirts as a joke. The original shirt reads “2007 – 2010.” Arnold’s <a href="http://www.cheaptruereligiononline.com/products_all.html"><strong>levis jean</strong></a> shirt has been edited: “2007 1977 – 2010.” 1977 is when Arnold and Maria started dating. [Gawker] I’m not sure it’s considered “surviving” a relationship when you spend the whole time jizzing inside every Mexican that blips onto your heat vision grid like the Predator. There’s a remote possibility that this is just an old shirt and not at all a statement, but even so. Throw it away, man. No good can come of it. And that’s true of pretty much any novelty t-shirt. Well, except for “ARNOLD <a href="http://www.uwang.com.nu/plus/guestbook.php"><strong>Home-and-Family:Holidays from EzineArticles.com</strong></a> IS NUMERO UNO.” That one’s still awesome. [pics via TMZ, obviously]