Arnold Schwarzenegger wears 'I Survived Maria' T-shirt

So Arnold. You publicly humiliated your wife by knocking up the maid (wear a condom with the help, man, Jesus), the public kind of thinks you’re a scumbag, you put your career on hiatus, and even your kids didn’t seem too happy with you for a while. What’s your plan to turn your image around? Lay low for a while? Visit an orphanage? Buy a tiny <a href="http://www.belstaffsjackets.co.uk/products_all.html"><strong>belstaff online</strong></a> dog like Mickey Rourke? …What’s that? You say you want to <a href="http://www.belstaffsjackets.co.uk/belstaff-jackets-womens-c-2.html"><strong>belstaff jackets womens</strong></a> wear an “I Survived Maria” t-shirt for the paparazzi? Those were last words of Arnold’s publicist before she blew her brains out, as I imagine it. In any case, in case you can’t tell, the shirt says ‘I Survived Maria’, with 2007 – 2010 on the back. Apparently when the Governator left office, Maria’s Office of the First Lady staff made the shirts as a joke. The original <a href="http://www.belstaffsjackets.co.uk/products_new.html"><strong>belstaff shop</strong></a> shirt reads “2007 – 2010.” Arnold’s shirt has been edited: “2007 1977 – 2010.” 1977 is when Arnold and Maria started dating. [Gawker] I’m not sure it’s considered “surviving” a relationship when you spend the whole time jizzing inside every Mexican that blips onto your heat vision grid like the Predator. There’s a remote possibility that this is just an old shirt <a href="http://www.ciaa.cn/plus/guestbook.php"><strong>Buy fashion shoes store shanghai foe cheap! - mbt shoes sports charm</strong></a> and not at all a statement, but even so. Throw it away, man. No good can come of it. And that’s true of pretty much any novelty t-shirt. Well, except for “ARNOLD IS NUMERO UNO.” That one’s still awesome. [pics via TMZ, obviously]