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ashore the way home I put a lot of deliberate exertions to fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I calculate what should not be a problem. Much to see at the gate waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a morsel excited. She cried, said, kept up tight, that is to give me a surprise! Also led me to sit by the head table, preside, and I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely by this time, his girlfriend's cell call rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm seeing for one pardon to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to response the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded,tods womens, but I curse! Went to another room ahead answering the phone. She left, I would seize the chance to migrate the body weight in one leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound large, and smells like a rotten eggs scent emitted. I can scarcely breathe, so I touch upholstery, straining to approximately violently in an venture to fan out the repugnant odor.
in I fair feel better, another fart afresh. I began to put up your leg! It sounds like a quick circulation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more unpleasant. In mandate not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as presently as possible.
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I heard the additional room talking to his girlfriend's voice, because to obey with agree not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the black often, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, not to make more room stinks! I undid the waistband of his trousers, underwear and jeans discolored into the lower paunch underneath the drops out of the base, and explored and opened the terrace door behind him, nearly the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational start outrageous fart to ... ..., ah! Feel better and more,tods shoes new york! After I was dancing with cushions room full of confusion fans,tods leather shoes, appeal that shares the stink can Sign radiated ... ..., and thus, among the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, when often fanned cushion, and eventually, while I heard her say bye on the phone while the room ventilation and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied jeans, finishing her hair, began gracefully, laughed, waiting for me to give me her darling surprise.
When she reached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a couple of gentle look. Girlfriend 1st so long for her to activity the phone apologized to me and asked me if I had been secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, on the very gracious, handsome male long! Here! You see, at the table in these 5 elements of the good are my sisters, while standing on the balcony of that six of my best friends at educate There are a few age diver your site today they are specifically coming now, oh, piles of girls are sitting around the pantry table opposite me, and then stood on the balcony behind another pile, and they are to partake in this I am quite unexpected birthday celebration. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable statement of looked at me blankly, as base in the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...