SC aboard the joke ~

1 I am a male teacher. Hemorrhoids made, pad of a sanitary linen (sanitary cloth is the wife). In the school playing basket ball, and that damn thing Shunzhao thighs fell out, well upon the blood ~ ~ ~
around a lot of students around the stadium watching, NND,Air Max 2010, pick up is not no pick up does not work ... ...
2 high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take forward something to help me, they send text messages: I seethe clothes and money.
3 cooked crab last night, after the water, I threw one crab jug. Crab is very fresh in the jug tamper.
agreeable wife to play cautiously, you can not see this,Air Max 97, then hiding back me, afraid to look over his eyes.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not also marble? Wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt it?
4 we instruct chemistry that the antique man 800 degrees of myopia, a class on the blackboard after blackboard cornered suddenly pointed at my big
call: do you stand! ! I sit down! ! I was sitting on the last row of seats, and I hung on the walls behind my wrap ... ...
5 college classes on first help, CPR, Professor said as he demonstrates:
Professor: hands, press the chest, can not make the effort too many pressure can be 2 ~ 3cm, maladroit too simple to Patients ribs pressure off!
professor: see under demonstration (hands, rearing a oppression), Kacha soon! Model of broken ribs.
entangled to say, the class ~
6 universities in Shenzhen drawing,Men's Air Max 95, visiting with students on the road, suddenly a male student waded to the side of the road, took a shoulder to ask: dictate of the bank's staff memoranda! ! Members may also charge money not hear. Looking back, nervous with a pistol (massive jet) pointed to him: . . . .
gunpowder cascade sweat. . . . . . .
7 basic school when I bought an malign graduation book, because it says January 20-February 18, the constellation is -
--- Block
tank was in a very long period of time people ask me what sign you are, I say this is tank seat!
8 to work with sometime colleagues in the company along the street to go to the station, came cross a man, staring at me a moment and I just want to ask him know me. The man looked at me, then spit it! That ah! ~ ~
Man is drunk,Air Max 2003!
I am mute, and colleagues laugh spray, scatter through the ages from the material open. . .
colleagues everyone that said, *** that ugly ah, the man looked at her to spit. . .
9 times my friends drunk, according to his mother, he was in the toilet, phone-like right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the ? recent prison control is firm it? for the early out ah ...
10 once, as something to adjoin a classmate, but the phone did not save his number, so versed to different and his students mail txt messages, 5 minutes later, finally received a reply, and can not wait to open the message, bearing the words, In desperation, can only send txt messages to big brother again,

11 I just had never been seen on the campus, special soil, another class teacher to do the ppt show, never used before, just say that my first go, a long time to open a calculator projector did not respond.
following a few buddies shriek, press F2, press F2!
so I hesitated and asked: is either key and press it?

12 a little girl went to the counter, said to me: 'Auntie, give me a pouch of ketchup.'
my boys, at fewest this card is written.
so I laughed laugh, while she gave to her side, said: 'No problem, brother.'
girl shocked: 'I am no a mini brother ah!'
me: 'That's my aunt do?'
The little girl ran away hurriedly took the tomato sauce!

13 graduate educate while the class two boys and a girl to help her someone from the seventh layer ambition be shook to the 1st floor of the five boxes, weary of the two boys nearly breathe, attribute inspection aunt see the elapse, said a my feelings to this daytime,

14 day to go and make a tel call to friends, let her come with me, and I on the bus, the way a phone call to her: buddy M said: wrong, see the inverse as people look at me outrageous, knee-jerk back and saw my friend sitting behind a small M seat: ....

15 have a way to take the tower 45, halfway on the middle-aged women. Not numerous people were on embark, she is depending on me and the other MM standing, I subconsciously placed his sack in front, afterward to the MM can be looked out the window, but unaware. Soon, middle-aged women who had a hand into his bag of MM, said that at that moment, I suddenly put a fart sound, and smell and sound ah, kicking cars full of people look at me, I disgrace await to find a hole drilled ah. However, middle-aged women Xunde immediately withdrew his hand to cover their proboscis! Ha ha!

16 freshman girls in the bedroom is quite simple, eight of us have not seen the kind of condoms look like.
one evening talking attach, we gathered in front of the computer quest picture, search results only to a small box and packaging the kind of pictures have not been touched, not the kind of begin, so we determined collectively to curb the kind of slot machines where to buy one. Those machines are oxidizing
outcome, we a cluster of human around the carton namely there namely not dispute in the end what a waste of a coin worth of classes, we estimate that pedestrians are met Khan ... ...
Then eventually bought one, one girl was shocked:
opened, most of us feel almost like their own imagination, but the girls still say: to cover up the whole human ...
Later we saw in the supermarket one raincoat, would say to her,
17 Men Moral, director of high schools, talking very difficult.
classical paragraph: Now we have a very civilized action school, many students Guangzhuobangzi play basketball, and most of the boys!
Is there a small part of what Guangzhebangzi girls?
18 high school students approximately a degree of myopia, cups do not a play can not people ...
smashed the glasses also proceed to fight, persist to brain into the third ...
results also had a hollow ...
spectators are quiet ...
then I (he and I have different groups) elected up the pellet thrown his tee ..
Then he put the ball back into the me and said: it is not out of bounds, you tee off ...
19 Video: 23 [TV] set
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seen a lot of anti-Japanese themes movie, how traitors are Chinese.
20 Lianju with an aunt ~ ~ One day her husband car she was riding a motorcycle to go family ~ ~ on the road, there is a man want to stop them, and said to them ~ ~ in front of my car was stolen , and take your car to chase him - my husband did not catch on his aunt, aunt to sit in the back that open ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I said something to loan you my car, I wait for the next car to what manner pursue you - -.....
21 a beverage with friends, drink from the p.m. of the nightfall, drinking pearly wine does not move on always replaced, and the last glass of wine one hand holding my hand patting his elbow, dig pit of the abdomen, then equitable say, He put his jaws and spit the whole body to sponge the wine, and he froze for a second, your head rupture into tears, then a pathetic heart crack lung, I reluctantly said: who and who, do not wail, A company recently
22 small wages, small A happily ran the fiscal room to receive paychecks, and then ... ...
accounting, said: / p>
23 I am a lofty school classmate (MM) sent to college later school on the access to follow the AIDS advocacy community who participate in a seminar on AIDS prevention in the day they moved a stool to sit around the surround and the other instructors to do schoolroom presentations
This is the time to come individually to each one in turn made my classmates who called banana
ah hey - happy listening to speeches but also eat fruit 8 8 wrong
wrong and the person next to her while talking and laughing speech while a banana skin to eat happy
This time the teacher came every made a TT
original TT that banana is secondhand to set the students with the
merely I left a banana hands rind. .
24 high school time, and also faster entry, and we naturally strained the school's third year on Monday flag-raising, there is a High School female student lecture on the screen: ... you sister school seniors to seriously face the entry, play their maximum good levels, do not reiterate the errors in the test ...
25 chemistry teacher do dilute hydrochloric sour and zinc in vitro experiments to what he's ready to pour hydrochloric acid down the point does not respond to such a long time surprised then called a classmate to answer: The students do not see why you talk almost bubbles it?
students: teacher, you do not loosen zinc!
teacher: The students responded very well!
26 school, became renowned Wenquxing, my students have money to buy a 98-year 200.
I would like to take him a while to play, play to a regional requirements lose the password, I asked him how many passwords.
he did not say, he said not to Kanla personal message.
So I gave up, but my curiosity has not disappeared.
day, I saw him activity out the Wenquxing, I accidentally saw him lose to pilfer the password, I saw him lose the same 6 symbols, centers coursing the native password so simple, so look in opportunities to look through to steal look.
So me one day when he went out, took his Wenquxing turned out, and quickly lose I saw six meters characters ******
....
27 buses in Beijing, a man send a four-year-old boy.
such as vehicle lights, bus next to police cars.
do not know why men dislike pol.ice, with the boy said: ice is my son!
28 I bought a voyage card sets
on top of the pattern looks like chicken, but we sure are
chicken
they laughed at me that I have not bought a taste so hideous I am not convinced things
mention how loud how the chicken is a chicken with self-respect (I was too keen to say a dignified xx)
Having found that the entire auditorium of people are watching me ...
29 day.
death: > The answer was:
30 junior high school, is affixed with two divide sets of tables and chairs placed, and at the same table (men) fight, then I angrily to work this hard to write your name, then call to arrange for what stood hand in papers , to see my
at the same table sat on his stool, and holding his little table. . The ostensible turned down. . . I was shocked, not knowing why, he slowly skirmished to climb from their tables and chairs up piteously said: I consider you must stand up and buffet me TT ... ...
31 days ahead finally crush the guy from the junior high school dating
my brother out of that dress ah ~ as a great collar clothes to wear, so posted chest paste ...
very sweet to eat After dinner, walk on commercial street.
suddenly, handsome brother queried me to stop, mallet your raiment beneath the What's that?
I am disturbed and looked down, OMG! chest glue actually slip out! and stuck in the clothes of the hem ~
I calmly put it off, threw it into the trash: > And my hand, clutch down the chest will have no to ... ...
32 in the bedroom, gossip, and we talk while a classmate, while mobile phone recharge cards along hand stripping the password, the extra speak the more vigorously, and so she regained, a prepaid card password that has been dressing her stripping , and later to her art periodical with a artist for thumping out dust in the password, but also top-up.
33 has a gym class, the teacher up on a straight face solemnly announced: Today, I want to reprove the two students, a man and woman. Stand behind me, a boy whispered: Gounan Nv! One pair Gounan Nv! The teacher cried, I say that you, and XX (another woman) the whole class roared with laughter ~ ~ ~ ~
34 a few days ago to see mobile Internet news: singer caught on drug smiling ...
I wonder ...
pill to drug chanting, smiling drug why do?
Why News also highlighted the smiling drug addicts do?
afterward studied that a laugh is the original musician ...
35 years antecedent, the enterprise doing secretarial work, in urgent, hurried toward the lavatory and found the ladies chamber gate ajar, for unattached pit toilet, challenge to rush into, then beat on the gate test, merely to hear a woman voice calmly replied : Come ~ ~! !
36 when I dig the pockets,Air Max Skyline, a key out, was not found, then go back and look!
a pair of young sweethearts in the avenue where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later capable, had that woman fertile. . . .
meager my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
37 a child young and foolish, I only saw my mommy wearing a bra,Air Max Plus, bra they thought that my mother is the preferential things. So for some time, each day I hold clothes pole to hold the yard all the bras are back home. Neighbor women come to my house to ask for day bra, I dedicated a day guarding the door, shouting towards them, all my mother's! ~
38 I am a Cuozao, I am not accidentally rub the tattoo of a society not the foreman
39 work to school when the school was built, beginning in September to a lot of fashionable life. One day a baby is favor holding a cloud of go on benefit of class, asked me:
man who went apt the man lavatories on the right facing the shouting their
......
40 on the primary school, night imagined and father fight, it is gas is gas, the gas actually woke up. After woke up next to my father to see
see, alternatively the launch, up pops two mouths = =
41 a algebraic a.m. discipline, the class did not achieve. Cheeky puzzled math teacher, said: Last night I ended with the advertising time, your speed is too slow. Against a student as yet, and shouted: Hunan, Taiwan, the teacher is to see the ads now! Class rolling on.
42 News: Tong Dawei, his wife gave birth to female
Comments: This TONG Da's large
43 a friend's house once to get entities prepared to go downstairs, three upstairs downstairs to see a few kids playing sunflower acupuncture hand
friends eventful up said: look at my sunflower acupuncture points to one hand kid
we go upstairs we dawdle at least half one hour in the upstairs downstairs I saw that the child is still standing inactive
friends had a sunflower Jiexue up to hand babies jump right repeatedly
I Kuanghan .........................