[ Transfer ] Confessions of {one} {hideous} person

I was born twice.

the premier time, a physician dragged me from the womb to all over, suddenly collapsed, shut our eyes and groping a nurse, I plug the behind ... ...

After the second time I was born, all of them hiding in the hospital morgue to cry, chancellor of his mouth, pumping his son, reprehend themselves senseless, then I should not be greedy in this commerce ... ...

maternal love is great, she does not hold anything opposition me, I was heaved to mature,Vibram FiveFingers New Styles, but he in my face posted a photo skull to relieve the psychological pressure, a disguise with me to the antique.

I was 11, I was in third grade, the class is the most momentous time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a foreign digit of students appointed Li boldly meantime I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, Lee boldly students suffering from a strange disease,Women Vibram FiveFingers Sprint, can not speak, eyes dim, all daytime long act nothing, facing annihilating of a person's skull does not wink, a shut our eyes, it more than tears ... ...

principals reported the Board of Education, Bureau of Education sent to, for the school's students are transfer, and President can only eat half a bowl of porridge each a.m., the teacher's salary has not landed two months ... ...

people penetrate me behind the Department of Education, Secretary to resign swiftly discontinue the sea, necklace response, the dissolution of the country's educational traditions ... I hike in the street, avenue folk, entire in Kuangtu more than a team of pigs rushed from back me, I accelerated to dress flowers, hair trophy, and gave me a certificate, written: the savior of pigs.

next Liuma's wife with him blowing that his face pockmarked too nauseating, indeed absence to leave!!! happened to them I went to the skylight, I saw my wife Liuma , did not speak, out of money to the assurance company to defend the warranty Liuma pockmarked, a pock ten thousand ... ...

has alarmed the United Nations (? Why say they do),Vibram FiveFingers Flow, Annan tin not do anything, requiring plastic surgery coerced me to, but without success, all the plastic physician to see me at last the calling forever, and nearly half of the doctors into the cerebral hospital, the omens all the same, nought ambition be said, only one: hideous ... ... Need ugly ... ...

Arafat to bring special aircraft to pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the presidential castle, circled along the Israeli militia to resist, I went to stand for a minute, Israeli military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national spirit, but to introduce my hero Arafat when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not find the ... ...

a writer to find me, tears: my life, the biggest nightmare is to have a Nobel Prize for literature,Women FiveFingers Performa, but now the main is too many ... I have a deceive, by the time I can jot a book in front of you, I will be winning!! !

I do not deem, so he told me to be a week, up to five million words to write a novel, the ... ...

Nobel today announced that the world can find out whether the words to describe my outward, you can get medal because literature, the results, all writers are diverted to buy meat, and Nobel Award evaporate ... the State Football Association specially recruited me into the crew, would like to take the real out of Asia in the World Cup,Women Vibram FiveFingers Speed, the Chinese team did not lose a pellet, every game is a score of 12:0, one a ball, Ayala on the open picnic on the lawn, I am a human in front of goal BBQ, all the additional athletes, including goalkeeper halo spit on the ground, the referee even a ruddy card Doutaochulai.

way, our team has also been a gradual training of the monster, look at my pictures, then looked at my photos to eat, then play ... ...

World Cup from a lasting stay in China, exotic medium comments I was the devil incarnate.

world lying marathon start,Vibram Fivefinger, the colored race of players glorified bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only 3 words have a winner, and permanently retained title, I said : I'm not ugly ... ....

I cry at night, facing the moon, asked softly: I see agreeable? Falling gently above the moon a pearly object, I elected up a look, namely a small hare was 九阴白骨爪 trample ... ...

I phone the sky: O God, I do ?????

most ugly sky suddenly torrential rain fell on my body, I touched one, even full of spew ... ...

me away from the earth, came to the archaic castle, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the world's maximum ugly, mirror tears, suicide, broken ... ...

days can not be me, why with me ?????

I clutch a dislike, depressed and finally died, who knows, Yan Wangye below the amnesty, let me return to earth ... ... So I wandering in the world, nothing another, online activity, I would like to chat, so I applied for QQ mathematics, who knows ... ... the system prompt: Because you are terrifying (please forgive me, I is not lofty literature, can only be interpreted to this point) The Company will not invest mathematics die to you ... ...

do not understand, this entity I can not be sent out ... ...