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bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food. to buy a cat food. A few days after, the man dug a aperture to clutch a colossal cardboard carton to the shop, found the
a sales person.
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5, it was favor Once, he went to the canteen, but also point the dish. But the servant told
him, the dish has been sold out. The man down the waiter's directions, and saw a very chaste
gentleman sitting next to him. Gentleman has had superfluity of food, but the share of
that people muse the gentleman is a waste of taste, so he waded next to a gentleman, pointing to the share of shook his brain with elegance. So the people quickly sit down, pick up the spoon up the wolf swallowed
tiger swallow. Clean sweep, meantime half of the sinks, and suddenly he found lying in the casserole at the end of a quite smknow next to nothing of the peel
cilia is nearly full of small mice. While sick, the man apt dine always the fans all spit back the casserole. When he was there while
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six, the day the hotel landlord is the lobby patrol. To a beggar came up, said: While, anew a mendicant, but likewise to be toothpicks. How the boss thought the mendicant now changed to a toothpick
not a repast? Also give him a pass away, not also old, came a beggar. The boss said to him:
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base that people are kept the entire machine spewing. The foreman inquired why, her second child, said:
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elected up her second child, even drank a fifth Gudonggudong big jaws. Boss stunned with affection for the five-body hurl for her second child said,
second child shook his head,