Back afflict in 2010, the end of the eggs in assor

adviser words: 2010 will soon be over, we recollection the year on the network morsel by bit, I still remember the forum behind to those classic difficult it! Let us recall the following major forum for the 2010 version of the end of the eggs back afflict, hey!



1. The farthest distance in the world is that the two of us to go out, you buy Apple's fourth generation, I purchase four bags of apples!

2. the face of Sinopec, CNPC, CNOOC likewise raise amounts temporarily in the garbage fuel it explicit that follow-up. In this regard, the masses have praised: This is really responsible, conscientious of the central companies entity.

3. the world's a shambles, put plain to see who!

4. give yourself an English name, called the pressure on Alexander.

5. I use a bag of money for academy,GHD IV Straighteners, a bag for the book; graduated, with these books for money, but can not afford a sack!

6. We come from Jingdezhen, where the rich glasses and cutlery, is sensitive to the maximum famous porcelain. We also divided kiln and kilns, kiln designed a emotional porcelain kilns to make the cups.

7. Since got mad, the entire spirit of the people more.

8. landlord: see today has been implying to every other man friends to go to mattress, ask: Is it to encounter anybody is to go to bed?
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.

9. up site I have a habit of ** the appoint of the time I fill up Sina Sina, Zhang Yahu I called up Yahoo, I'll write a enrolled Baidu Baidu, up Zhang Gu Google I change songs. Today received a phone call, ask: Miss Zhang Jianshe it? I know, China Construction Bank to sell my personal information was ... ...

10. I told a friend that like the Tiananmen Square for Chairman Mao, who replaced Ah Q actually had.

11. voyage is weary of alive from their own location to go where other people exhausted of alive.

12. Jackie Chan starring in the TV sequence Jackie Chan, Yue grandfather lived only in his thirties ... ...

13. son to study good, my mom scolding, scolded, the son saw at with sorrowful father said: Why did you wed her? Father said with sorrowful eyes: not because of you!

14. The world is not what most KB KB hijacked you, but the Philippines pol.ice save you ... ...

15. children, people fatuous is last.

16. Last night phone interlocked to the wifi there is a notification is to update the system. Update on the wifi was not achieved. Asked HTC buyer service that my HTC G7 this version is sold in Tanzania. Where no wifi.

17. You are my moldy ghost, you are my flower, you are my sorrow who is my lead melon ... ...

18. huge vehicle jam in Beijing-Tibet Highway,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat, the world saw the merely important traffic jams in space.

19. pocket hides 2 greenbacks, heart 500W

20. Let the Chinese nation is a sage country, such as traffic congestion in order to solve the problem of peak shifting to the invention of the method to work. Another instance is to solve the problem of tall prices to buy a house pinnacle load shifting method of the invention, specifically, is this: Some people buy this life, some people buy my next life

21. I never posed for her boyfriend to arrange anytime, anywhere betray you ... ...

22. What are the age, the mini ruffian sense at all.

23. Guangzhou Railway Station formulas survival: eat, beverage, do not mention, do not ask,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, do not respond, stop, ignore, however. Has been out of the Square to the station as the centre, all within 1000 meters or Dairen strangers are thieves.

24. I see the lad every time somehow sensibility criminal, wondering how the antique heart, little can be anything to do with it ... ...

25. extremely taught people who can not find work is the least of this society / security / nailed ingredients, see the sentence, I appear to comprehend that a few decades ago Sun, wool, etc. a number of gentlemen was on the complicated employment problem because it's hard to find a job

26. In the supermarket, saw a knotted him up with the crabs from 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan freezer closets to climb, I explosion into tears, you too have stimulated the TM!

27. brother lived on the second ground, a mallet of time before hanging clothing on the terrace, a junior high school students to wear educate uniforms look like boys playing downstairs carrying a bag before, when wading sing: I love the people, is not my lover, she belongs to distinct person underneath ... every inch a noisy voice in the slightly dreary! She must have followed the last part is true ** ...

28.A-- ! even the doors have mighty j!!!

29. The cause why numerous Chinese folk do not like to see fashionable / newspaper / network, for there jealous of the Chinese people elated, merry.

30. to the news network extras are wonderful deeding, the People's University sent did not let Hu absolute / books / / open the bedroom door, remember the three students to play mahjong San Queyi casual the.

31. 【inflation to survive】 1, do not join sweetheart; 2, in period to obtain rid of an affair; 3, to retain the existing number of babies; 4, less cooking by family, out flirting; 5 , multiple call calls less message; 6, take someone else's car to go its own path; 7, eat their own bread to let others disburse; 8, try to along the information to others to retention their own brainpower.

32. a workers carried the baggage to go on the road and was hit by a car head-on. Get off the outlooking of the driver, migrant workers: What do you Laozhang Ren is the leader? The answer is not. Asked: What is your father Gang it? The answer is not. Ask: What is your Chongqing pol.ice it? The answer is not. Workers relieved, exhausted body strength to say the last words: You await, I also did not miss your mischief!

33. the pedagogue standing on the podium, the earnestness of the students said: Do you remember that God Maguan second-generation, second generation rich, always are smokes, to sum to anything in the hereafter, yet also have seriously study

34. interview questions: 1 +1 =? Candidates A: 2 Examiner: no spirit of innovation, out! Candidates B: between 1 and 3 Examiner: there is not technological conception of evolution, roll! Candidates C: You said a few in the tens of examiners: too many crab, get out! Candidates D: do not know, but precarious, the examiner must ask above: Congratulations, you are employed to report morrow to the Bureau of Statistics.

35. According to sources, workers not only overwhelmed by Southern Weekend were iPhone4, also made a 20 kg sweet potato per person, the implication is: do not newspaper people call the shots,GHD NZ, it is better to sell home sweet potatoes.

36. 牛逼 牛逼 China has a outlet phoned CCTV10, there is a partition called 牛逼 into science, the story of a 牛逼 牛逼 the story of a peasant, an daytime the farmer cordless pen accidentally discovered the walls of their own live, then ascertain the floor is also charged final 牛逼 to find the house actually has charged the climate,GHD Red Butterfly 2011, into the science on this learn, the afterward two episodes, and eventually found: electric pen is broken ... ...

37. The so-called universities: the prison of, quality of hooligans, Kiss open, consumption of white-collar employees, dreams of level, skipping generalization of the bedroom cafes,GHD Green Butterfly 2011, vocational make-up, tuition aristocratic, Baidu of paper, myopia comprehensive, snack diet of, the dream of the job, the unemployment of graduates, the employ of emigrant personnel.

the Editor: After seeing it you may laugh it off, and maybe muse of some of the events of this year, in truth, no material what, God, horses are clouds. With the end of the peal so that these disappearance, let us send mirth to greet the new year right!