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1, panda angry face from the supermarket out of the kangaroos, asked: I have pre-existing archive! , I may not be the best ----- I may not be the most comic, .

3, the junior high educate, 2 students (same table) do no understand how the given name shrieking up, a man damned another said: SB! ; 4, a human in a cerebral hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a knife to pursue him, this male turned around and ran, ran until a die end, considering that this is over, the patient said: you knife, You've emulated me this.

5, interlocked to the hospital for a cold liquids, Mr., a very deft nurses to insert probes hung marquis salt, more than 1 hours later, saline was over, the nurse comes up immediately and put on the bottle. Mr. understand this, and asked the nurse, said: The nurse pointed to the empty saline bottle finish, said Mr. You lucky, this bottle buffet the jackpot - in a bottle!



6, at night, my daughter and I watch television in the alive room, her husband in the study online, I am a little thirsty, but do not want to push, said: her husband, a decanter of Coke to me. My husband took me out from the library a flask,GHD Precious Gift Set, and back to study. At this time, year-old daughter cried: Dad, I drink. Impatient husband, said: put up their own! Somewhat taken aback, his daughter, vocation to: My husband and I drink.

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; 10, a chap crush on a girl for a long period. day of self-study class, the boys eventually summon the bravery to jot a memorandum to that girl says: Actually, I disburse consideration to you for a long period. After a while, then passed a memorandum back that says : Please Do not acquaint the preceptor, I promise will no classes Ke Guazi the

11, with two cows dine grass, blue ox and asked the Black Bull: What you smell the grass? Today, cattle, ah! See I do not say hi? !



13, the park has a couple of sweethearts are sweet, the girl proudly said: the said: Solution Q: can the hospital, is also playing a sedative doing? physician said: wait to check out, I was terrified he can not stand!

15, was told there is a wealthy final ailment and only the second half of the time, sadly, individually from looking for a killer, so that the happiest time in their slay him. A few days later, millionaires receiving notification of misdiagnosis are smiling happily,GHD Dark Styler, was killer killed.

16, friends and the merely feud namely that Assassin: Assassin stabbed in the back of your knife, your behind pain and said: ah, you are ?---- friend punctured in the back your knife, your back was surprised and said: ah, namely namely you!

17, Zorro house dating to the landlady, mistress: If my husband back how to do? Zorro: He If I come back to my nag jumped from the window ambition arrest me. mistress: If he listened the beat above the gate is back. After a pouring rain. suddenly there came a knock at the gate. that at that moment, Jordan Luo bound from the mattress, an instant jumped out the skylight. mistress opened the door, I saw a horse in front of station, Ma said: Tell me Zorro soon rainy appearance in the corridor waiting as him!

; 18, and his girlfriend broke up two days ago, said better not in adjoin with. to discover the next day I checked every month phone calls monthly point to point between us 499 minutes left, then sent her a txt message : Let the couple sent there 499 minutes monthly call it, or hash and then we live a month, afterward month and then divided the pictures? She said: Yes, China Mobile is not inexpensive.



19, the little boy to scrape together a few dozen dollars to purchase dolls, but I do not know what to buy, one of the propositions said: buy sanitary napkins it! The public comprehend, ask why? The boy said, I do not know,GHD Pink Styler, but TV that has it, you can climb mountains,GHD Kiss Styler, water skiing, playing ball, skating, and cheerful no distress.

20, United States, told reporters: American reporter, said: Incidentally, G20 summit Rui asked Obama to do.

21, there is a tiger a cold, you want to eat panda, Panda cried: ad said, the cold will eat pearly with black! nation name. Ant said: Kenya); pears are not tender (Lebanon).

23, a sales center XX to a car, saw his shot took out 2,000 yuan 往桌子上一: ;
24, the latest 牛逼 signature: 1. I came to this world, there is no working back living! 2. Equality between the ######es is not it? Why can not the abrasive room Brother? 3.hey. Excuse me. Your coffin is slide alternatively flip? 4. You can not conceal your intricate traits simple IQ! 5. There was a little girl upstairs told me: you are so handsome sibling ah! I swiftly returned to the sentence: Not handsome or not, fortuitous long!

25 A matron had equitable achieved driver's license, and died suddenly at the crossroads, looking at the ruddy light, red light green light changed, and after a while. Next to the traffic police finally Bunai tired, and asked:

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