Latest mature joke ( 18 + )

1. The family banquet chart before the supper. Son suddenly asked his father: as flat and stiff; in their thirty alternatively forty annuals old, chest favor a pear Ah, feel better, but some drooping; five-year-old later, it was like an onion. , men will have three stages. When they twenties, that is favor an oak, strong and powerful; when they are 3 to 4 annuals old, that like birch,The annual 2009, but also with bubble; when their fifties period, that can be like a Christmas tree. Her mommy said she did not come for two months periods. Nu sheng damned his mother: Half an hour later, a mark fashionable Ferrari to park in front of their home, preferably than a mature man who walked down the automobile, he was dressing valuable suits and blonde cilia. Came in front of the girl's parents sitting in the living chamber and told them: I will give her sanjiadian, two villas,Well-intentioned ., and 1 million. If giving birth to a lad, I will give her the two companies and an million, if the child nativity is a couple of duals, I will give them a one-person plant , and five million. If you do not ......sleep a night. So he resolved to do a test. He first called the sixteen-year-old daughter, the house, took off his pants and asked: hurrahed to her: Then he called the fourteen-year-old daughter, asked the same answer the house, get the same reply. Father was Jingnu: br> 4. a pair of newlywed husband in the honeymoon, the husband found his wife outrageous for ######, consider of the days later the long-suffering, he can not stand, a nervous malfunction and died. But she decided to keep his wife a mammoth YJ. YJ tear her husband down,Gifted talent answer, hanging on the wall every day, something intimate. This is base by her adjoin, neighbors secretly come to a behind door, dug a cavity in the walls, in her home, stretched out his past. Suddenly, this woman took a sword, a sword cut that thing from the walls, and said: performer, then and now he is always next card. Long after, he base a theater to give him a accident. The director said to him: love the fascinating taste. on it. And finally to the stage, he took the stage, with only one finger, said: Directed by wrath corruption: >
6. the two juvenile youth cloud marijuana for the police caught. Police said to them:
Monday, 2 folk came to the police station. Asked the first:
to? brain size. I said: this small circle is the size of jail the before asshole ... women face, fat woman clothed in the uniforms, but also with a pager. As they waited, the little son, said: After a child, the younger son stretched out his hands and shouted: Fat woman turned back,Minnetonka shoes, is now, the fat woman's pager to beep .. beep .. beep rang.
children shouted: The next day, she went to level, see the same place as yesterday, the word was written with the font also big, her rage rotated round, yet everyone is very lull. She had to obliterate intermittently class. For several days, is the same location, write always day Penis larger than the day before. Until the last day, she waded into the schoolroom, only to
the same area ashore the blackboard reads: > 9. Every daytime, a man ambition come apt stand next to the coffee machine, where feminine colleagues to a deep deep expiration and then said to her: She can no bear it, work to her personnel director, said the man told her to ######ual harassment. Personnel adviser was queried, beat aboard the gate, when she opened the gate, a muscular man standing outside asked fiercely: told him her husband. Her husband said: . He told the story up a building manager. The second beginning, the building director sent because the doctor: does not permit such action, which namely a very formal erection, But the doctor was unmoved: But a veterinarian. his wife asked: it? JJ has a red surround, do you? Go in a green surround, the physician took a look and said: I said to dead? Tom said: that namely true, do no trust you see Clark said:


15. one age female going to the doctor to ask how to restore her husband's ######ual appetites, A week afterward, a woman phoned the doctor and say, , dreadful,