12. Scenic not walk

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1. out three forget, forget the troubles of a second forget that marriage, three forgot the leading
2. sleep on the bus,ugg boots discount, get off pee, attractions, pictures, home do not know
3. beauty more beautiful mountains of water, flowers, food does not smell, go out for sightseeing tour meal
4, win glory for the country, out of money, go home forgotten
5. more than a bite, drink less wine, listen to his wife, then go with the tour guide! !
6. believe that people believe the party, I believe that guide is not fooled
7. out three defenses, fire, theft, anti-press
8. black and dark to black drivers, fire theft prevention guide, scroll reads: I am novice, I am afraid!
9. Tourism tired old-timers think of leather - Travel suffering not? think you tired to see the Red Army twenty-five thousand
--- bitter not bitter little sister in front of Saddam Hussein think
10. what? After you come here! - 做人要厚道.
11. go to be taken in, Dangdang different,real ugg boots!
12. Scenic not walk, walk, walking tour ----- mountain without viewing the time, often account for the guests note
13. When the guests feel tired during the journey: no pain of the journey, which a journey of music
14. Great Wall never fell, to the point of applause, OK
15. plus point you quit - I had the heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.
16. cards will charge a fee, smoke can damage the lungs, drink would be Shang Wei, or add some snacks to the guests the most cost-effective
17 toast - emotional heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine to the leadership, leaders do not drink, that I am ugly too.
18 tea instead of wine,ugg official website, forever.
19 leaders are accountable to go out, drink less, to more eating, not eating, stand up, can not drink your behalf, it is not the wine shamelessly (if guests alcoholism may need them) 20 let you naughty! You naughty! - I can responsibly tell you, X lead very angry, very serious consequences.
21. has never been to Beijing officials do not know too small, less than the Sichuan did not know he got married early, have not been to Shenzhen, do not know too little pocket money, not been a leader does not know what the intrigue, not when I do not know what a driver is a Mercedes-Benz Blue Jays,, not steamed sauna do not know what God mixed reversed, and went into a bath do not know what had turned out to be Little Bird

everyone in the tour, when guests have sometimes felt a sudden say a word to get the guide speechless, or a speechless? This time on the special needs of our targeted to benefit fight back against the arrogance of his arrogance, but can not offend them, but also appears to us very qualities. Necessary to have language arts. Introduced here today a few little experience, hoping that everyone benefited. (Personal opinion, improper use at your own risk!)

A: to deal with shit guests

guests: Oh, it can not. subsidies, and above all, that is,then used mouthwash, to give guests tips Rights. >
II: A guide

interest income customers: off too! br> Tour Guide:
tour guide: you here too shabby, and do our rural areas is less than the These cities attract your guests, make plans for our city construction, building blocks. We Qingdao was a colonial city, our people suffered the humiliation of foreign powers, our ancestors fight back through the May Fourth Movement, Qingdao, our Communist Party liberated by the revolution in Qingdao, and that fellow citizens are, for our national integrity, in order to inherit the revolution of our forefathers first blog, let us to build through our consumption in Qingdao it! understand)

four: the gun clip with stick

guests: ? Is not lying to us ah My friends and family, there are many tourists here, we all think that Amway products good. But Amway products at the mall can buy it? if not buy it. We are mainly exported to South Korea, Shandong Sambo and Japan, only a small amount of local products to meet the interior of China as tourists consumption needs. Therefore, in the so-called mall to see the course. ----------------------------------