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Reprinted from 651029065 at 09:51 on July 8, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
one woman marriage, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. To Shuai
2. to car
computer to help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess
the woman refuses to accept the results and found Enter
1. have a beautiful house
2. have a lot of money
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~ bank
this woman is still not disappointed
1 input conditions continue to look cool but also a sense of security
2 results found result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ ~ Altman
~~~~~~ still not disappointed with this woman, but also to input conditions
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
3. have a beautiful house
4. have a lot of money to look cool
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6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman in the bank chess
a man going to the toilet, had just heard next door asked: : I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: ? Upset and said: gay,
paul smith bag! silly B! I say he took one!!
correcting a teacher of English composition, suddenly furious: Writing ;
Princess answered 'yes',
next summer are all alive to the Chinese
mosquito how to do it?
1. of course, to raise him
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5.
him the child or you can how to do it?
After all, it is your body's blood flow
1. son to learn well, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked at with sad father said: Why did you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because of you!
2. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down wind. standing next to the negotiators, said: ; finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved: 'My dear why I am so well!' cat Hey laughed: 'wait for you then a little fat to know.
4. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, a beautiful female face of the mountains and rivers shouted: motherland ah! I mother! a secret crush on her boys quickly followed cried out: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
5. Father: You are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big crowd, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a God who has a pig. He did not want, and just want to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outside ! Once he sent far away pig, and later his wife called and said he: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: pig called to pick me up, I lost.
Have a crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encountered a young man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened young man! Thought for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You know too much
The Union: false name false name a false address
Second line: Pianchipianhe feeling cheated
scroll reads: take the bait
The Union: wind, and rain the next, I'm waiting for you call back
second line: as you were born, you die, waiting a lifetime for you
scroll reads: the wrong person
The Union: love family love Shimei
Second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
The Union: Look back agitated powerful army
Second line: turned his head to scare off millions of bold warriors
scroll reads: My goodness!
The Union: that you can not row row row you
Second line: not all actions that do not line
not scroll reads: No
against the Alliance: Reviewing the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a gang of kids
Second line: look at the present, white rice, tortoise soup, a child, his wife a bunch of
scroll reads: Times
The Union: crazy for you, for your tired suffered for you, all sins
second line: for you, crazy for you dead bang bang you hit the big wall
scroll reads: for love crazy
The Union: love and be loved is hard
Second line: love in the time
destined to scroll reads: friendship and loyalty is priceless
The Union: Love has been suspended, the situation also sell at a loss, fate slide into the daily limit
Second line: Positive thinking the bull market, like no bear market, sentiment can not be investment and long-term
scroll reads:
quickly cover their short positions on the joint: boys, girls, poor scholar, going
second line: first love, love, extramarital affairs, reluctantly
scroll reads: There is no love
The Union: I love unofficially crowned
Second line: I love the people miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
The Union: Love is love is down fate is not in arrears Service Area
Second line: too busy thinking no response to the feelings can not be charged
scroll reads: If the heart moves to China Unicom
● friends willing to come in the money being diverted to fall into the sea stepping Jinshan happy mess laughable every day smiling and a happy single friends deserve the best Valentine's Day and then the express train hit the Aventure! Oh O (∩ _ ∩) O ~
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celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu : Your song I like chrysanthemum Taiwan
LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110
The farmer was caught
vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
Do not fantasize about big brother only a legend;
not spoof of big sister make you vomit blood;
Do not worry sister, sister is only two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the younger brother, younger brother but the insecticide; Do not envy
Dad, Dad a myth;
Do not ignore mother, mother a flower that year!
Stones tells us that everything really love the last all gone, everything is mix and match the last reunion!
others have their background, and I only have back ~>_<~
tree shameless, certain death; people no sense of shame, invincible!
Road see injustice life, roar, roar finished and went!
diamond is forever, one to bankruptcy!
What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster! Although the main
flowers, I'll loose soil!
alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse!
Although I look not so handsome, but a child left nostril was also boast I looked idol!
then cattle Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bomb!
thinking of how far you go away!
your hand, dragged the dogs!
looked Eagles know the age is not a problem;
watched Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to find species is not a problem;
think Ghost outstanding, truly understand the life and death ... the original is not a problem! (^ O ^)
me, love you,
you indifferent.
me, you discharge,
you did not see installed.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
me, smoke a cigarette,
you, call me to pull over.
me, Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
me invite you for dinner,
you, faster than anyone else.
me hold your hand,
you and trembling.
me give you a kiss,
you refused to die.
you, heartless do not intend,
I decided to give up.
me, just to jump,
you only look back.
you, a change of heart,
me, just landing.
you, crying like a ghost,
me die of regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Is full of clouds!
centipede ah. Is full of legs!
hell ah. Is full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friend ah, I will not let you mischief.
are you these friends ah, I never regret it!
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