1. noon slumber set into the auto-reply, - Chinese pronunciation is: I can not die. I suddenly memorize it!
3. Do not meditation I do not know if you bring text messages to school, who would giggle against his crotch.
4. hateful than the third, but could not stand the temptation of the primary three small bum.
5. Geographic fail? Normal! You do not know the direction home?
6. math fail? Normal! You took to the avenues to buy food with the use of a feature?
7. fail English? Normal! We are all Chinese.
8. do not pass the physical? Normal! You jumped into account air resistance you need it?
9. political failure? Normal! China's 1.3 billion people, it's your turn when the President do?
10. language does not pass? Normal! Use rhetorical devices do you curse?
11. Lei Feng less, bomb more people. serving the fewer, as more than RMB services. Accompanied by her grandmother to cross the road fewer, holding off the road more than a matron.
12. Russia Russia objects to the call, he received the thing.
13. Eye exercises: (→ _ →) (↑ _ ↑) (← _ ←) (↓ _ ↓) (→ _ ←) (↑ _ ↓) (← _ →) (↓ _ ↑)
14 year's college entry exam papers on the number necessitated to fill out,
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15. too grandmother said: The global chairman in the number of jobs, good grades, of lesson, more fashionable.
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18. Mr. Will: Network News, when the finale ah?
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20. I picked up in the street 10 greenbacks, handed it to hand inside the network lad, handsome Na Zhaoqian on my head, I am merry to say the sound of rushing Member!
21. there is always one month than 30 days do not want to learn.
22. you two, or Fuji, two in there, neither fish neither poultry.
23. the school radio.
24. Valentine's Day, there is a MM call him: Knocked on the door more than an hour, that really no one.
25. one day mini three cried, it was the emergence of a small 4.
26. every weighing time, said lighter, thinner. Weight of say, a big chest.
27.'s poisonous jaws, drink some pesticide and grow it?
28. Erke even said
29. Baidu, I heard you know anything, I ask you: Do you comprehend me?
30. rich girl: What kid are not seen brand? I have written on this bag LV! I: learned Pinyin, read
31. announce gymnastics now:
32. the throne on the side of Survival Song said: You use one word to describe I. Survival Song replied: cha! Survival Song will then cut the.
33. you're not the prettiness of my pupil, who am I looked down on you?
34. There are times while I remember perusing above the study, a buddy sleeping in the final row. Suddenly woke up, then light be rotated, and went to sleep. At namely time entire the students look foolish.
35. there is a collapse of the known password is inaccurate, there is a remote login list called alarm, there is a feeling called the stealth of their visibility, there is a detriment not call you access.
35. Russian mom, Russian playing the game, anyone who bothered Russia, give him bottling Fu Yan Jie.
36. graves prices are rising so quick, can not afford to die!
37. waiting for me to detect a boyfriend, my first time is pumping his two hand, I have to ask all these annuals you where to hide TMD the.
38. myopia what is wrong, by least I do not see too clearly to the globe.
39. a every month exam, ample to make tens of thousands of children head cell division.
40. child is really the last day, dress a jacket it is heating up, dress T-shirts it cooled down. Also to keep wearing it?
41. Grandpa said: read the news network a few years, see Leng Shimo finale.
42. If he said to you: You narrate each other: Streamer: focusing on participation!
44. shit to cost money fair for easy to acquire money to dine shit just as hard.
45. lies with treasures: One day, in a long time, love to the age; Korean has 3 treasures: a automobile occurrence, sarcoma, incurable.
46. human hand in hand, I pluck my dog, walk, swim a visit to discern who is unhappy bite two.
47. is not the most malignant commercials, but the ad is afterward the OST!
48. The teacher said the only disadvantage is today; conversation with the students behind the medium of playing cards as if the students can be so quiet sleep would not get up the students up front.
49. got off the voyage lead said:
50. today to see a large man,
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51. real evil of the quondam, leaving Niezhong called memories.
52. class, a children's shoes came with a memorandum, I really want to see the contents of his flat. Is written: in?
53. just his girlfriend received a text message, she said - when I broke up with me to the sad times, she sent a text message: Sorry, made a error.
54. a bad mood, go to the school door punt bike, kick a back row. Yeah ~
55. Opening presently, in a exotic language college friend said to me: many men and girls,
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56. wish school class, educate vacation hope, my goal had been quite persistent.
57. yesterday picking up a mouse pad, favor with computers, we still missing someone that Shane?
58. you agree in the arts, I do you, called in-depth masterpiece.
59. I actually ambition to control your grandfather calls out; dad,
60. I merely like two flowers, flowers and just spend the money.
61. What are the old, little rascal sense at all.
62. Do not Curcuma than lazy, too lazy and close Curcuma ratio.
63. BBK mark ignition, which is not what.
64. Yesterday, students in temporary dwelling when the gate to put out a fart. The man asked him: how can you not put it out. He said: we should depart the lukewarm quarters. (Faint)
65. I listened that matrimony is immediately very inexpensive, we obtain marital, I ask you!
66. A person's solitude, the mistake of two people, three of the monologue, four of the mahjong chart.
67. summer is not good, even when the poor did not have to drink a northwest wind.
68. my mother let me hack potato silk, and I particularly had a hard gas, said: potatoes ambition not cable, potatoes can also consider ~
69. disdain the preceptor is a man's chapter, is the traditional virtue, merely also the duty of the decree students!
70.'m wicked I do not eat instant noodles, seasonings, I damn you eat only instant noodles seasoning.
71. a child my mother kindly said to me: good lad, capable the capabilities ah, you'll not work hungry up. So my mother taught me to eat!
72. Holiday yesterday, the teacher to go behind, backward a matron said aloud,
73. picked up a cent in the street, which should be handed over to the hands of his uncle pol.ice side, this is the principle. But picked up ten dollars this is beyond the range of the rule of.
74. a child, the family meager. Can not furnish a bike, so a cab to school each day.
75. Sister, as the money for the sand, but a mini sister are not dirt.
76. class when the teacher suddenly said, sleep is not talking, talking all wake up!
77. more gifted than people not on a
78. you were die or alive, here, waiting for you to die.
79. and a raise, the inconsistency will be proficient to get 2000 a 1700 a month.
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81. my fat is temporary, you short a lifetime.
82. Health is easy, alive is easy, life is not easy.
83. What you mention this is not a joke, we see the ads see nice, suddenly pop out of a television sequence, you do not say this is not a bloody cheat?
84. There are only differ in my life I will not, that is ('it' not, 'that' will not).
85. To keep people say I am silly, I stand every day, basking in the sun underneath, to tan themselves, and no one said I was an moron.
86. I went to the manslaughter of search dogs,
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87. exam open book, just pigs. Cheat Do not panic, we should grab mounted.
88. a child, I most like to play conceal and seek, and other people well invisible, I will go family because supper.
89. a friend's wife can not be bullied sleep sleep.
90. sibling if hanging Le, please burn a sister to brother.