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. Park, a pair of lovers, women proudly said toothache, M Kiss Is Not pain, neck pain for a while said, and kissed the men and women said it would not hurt, on the lad next to a woman Seeing said: God, you can cure hemorrhoids do not? -
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2. A couple kids fight the divorce, his wife confidently said: ATM machine? who is not who owns the card!
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1, one fart in the office always placed ring, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out? Then we see him sitting -
that shake to and fro shook,
belstaff coat, ask: What for? Replied: I tune into the vibration of the -
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2, a barrier to the hospital workers for stool examination,
belstaff online, a medical examination to this person a prescription for, migrant workers to the dispensary -
a look at a roll of toilet paper, puzzled, the doctor and said: Do not wipe the cement bags and then! -
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3, the first person to see the sea, sighed and said:
to, just playing on his face, the man angrily:
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4, monkeys picked up a card, then climb up the branches to look at is valid and cards. Unexpectedly, in a lightning strike it, the monkey -
child cried and said:
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5, the Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, the Secretary has put a section chief,
belstaff uk, said after fart: you fart! Chief said: I did not put -
's. Chief soon be removed from office. Secretary at the meeting said: great things you fart can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use? -
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6, in a fashion, I waited impatiently to see a young girl on a beautiful, said:
and I say something?
time, but if she saw me talking to you, she'll be out of ......
walked out of fashion, holding his left. -
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7, Moujun drive in urgent emergency situations where the urine in the empty Sprite -
ran off while the traffic jam is still trying to bottle the trash by a King to the post is filled with Han patrol stopped to drink leftover Sprite -
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you drink to me! -
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9, like the feeling you want: cooking without salt; Apple's not too sweet; drink less smoke; shopping and forgot to bring money. Free -
, I'll think of you, I will not empty your taking the time to think, I really can not spare the air - do nothing, and light to you! -
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10, son and mother to sleep every night. -
mother said: you grow up, marry a wife and mother to sleep it? -
child A: ah! -
mom: That your wife supposed to? -
child said: let her sleep with the father. -
After hearing emotional
Dad said: This child grew up ignorant! -
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11, cannibal and his son to hunt,
belstaff leather, capture a thin his son, his father said: put, no meat! The capture of a fat child and his father -
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said: put, too tired! His son and capture a beauty, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother! -
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12, a police dog to see the road over an ordinary dog,
belstaff outlet, appeared and started to go asking it: I am a dog, -
you -
What is this? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, look at point,
belstaff jackets outlet, I was undercover! -
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13, a man having an affair of the symptoms: the company every day, overtime, home never stick, mobile home on the off, text messages back to the End -
to delete, go to bed snoring loudly, often anti-wear underwear. Control check found three are suspected, four can be confirmed. -
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14, finance is the father, the bank is your mother, possession of land is the King, business tax two wolves. Tiger Electric Water Yama, the public -
inspection method is ****。 Angels black-hearted people like leeches teachers. ***, Can not have it! -
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15, panda birthday, blow out birthday candles, the friends had asked it, What'd you wish. Panda said, -
:
it! Hope I can take a picture color photographs.
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