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2129784 2010 年 07 月 02 日 01:22 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. Brother, you are not in touch! Here you touch a touch above the hair you have lost touch, so tender skin, the touch is all you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
2. a row of * women in the street waiting for passengers, curious woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop! The old woman also joined the teams of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone too competent? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick.
3. a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: \
4. plowman town to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise in the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, there did not sell plastic bags loaded jj?
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5. a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say: \Female softly said: \
6. a group of women waiting for B-ultrasound, the nurse call: line up, ah, Choi B station on the left; black and white B station on the right. A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: What kind of look at my B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B! !
7. ###### on blind couple agreed signal, the man said: \So voyeur, a look see. One day,
belstaff uk, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: \Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even blind women boast: \anxious angry, exclaimed: \
8. women leaders of late, sudden car by two men rack, a man threatened, said: \so nervous, scared to death, I thought I was detained and interrogated by! \
9. doctors and the president of discord, was transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained erection of eight hours. Night, pestering his wife having ######, impotence is not lifted. Double take: dry his mother! Also to be led plot against it!
10. and mm idly in bed, the voice of Iraq's fractious school ad: \, let me quickly insert in the possession of child! \
11. science and a gay sister shared. One night back, sister school feeling very depressed, then that is very considerate to her gay burned the bowl to eat. In the end to her that moment, I suddenly felt very warm and sister school, so very grateful to say: \said: \
12. a 4,5 mm early in the morning to go exercise o'clock, when at dawn, four still quiet ... ... Suddenly,
belstaff jacket, a strong men came from the opposite side, to see mm to Xiong Baba asked: \Stop! Why go? \strong men are still Xiong Baba asked. mm fear of being Jiese, said: \
13. youngest and SGX's girlfriend back open room on the second child to show off: \post graduate qualifications tart tell me origin talented woman than you? \
14. twins in the womb chat, the boss said: good dad,
belstaff sale! Often head out to see us, that is not love and health, spit Koutan left, her second child, said: Wang Shu, or next door is good, he 吐完 sputum sputum also used to install the bag away.
15. a migrant workers to the hospital for a check constipation, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription, a look at migrant workers to the dispensary is a roll of toilet paper, puzzled, the doctor and said: Do not reuse Cement Bag bottoms out.
16. son and mother to sleep every night, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother to sleep it? Child A: ah! Mom: That your wife supposed to? Children said: let her sleep with their father. Dad hear excitement: The child grew up ignorant!
17. professor asked: rotten radish and pregnant women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling late.
18. husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor. Doctor: Do not misunderstand, I took his temperature. Husband: If you insert the body of the thing my wife does not scale, you're dead. !
19. A couple came upon a wishing well, and her husband bent down, make a wish also to the well is still a coin. wife would like to make a wish but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over. husband scared spent, and then smiled and said to myself, really spiritual ah!
20. priests nuns said the little paradise of his JJ is the key to help her little sister opened the door to the mystery. little sister was very happy to go back to the old nun said she had got the key to heaven. old nun a JJ Little Sisters of the priest hearing the description, furious Road: \
21. the night. husband in bed reading. from time to time reach into the wife legs.'s wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? Wife asked: Why do your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands. Good open book!
22. a male long-suppressed ######ual intercourse, my wife sick. day he stripped to his wife inverted before the mirror, his wife was overjoyed to do so. He wife legs spread apart and his chin will be put in his wife ########## and asked his wife: I stay nice beard you?
23. villager report said: shame that! I was raped last night. Police asked the man sawed long? that Anke did not see clearly, but definitely a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, finally I go in to his help.
24. gang rape of women into a home was fight to the death against the husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel and angry film, heard his wife cursed: \get a shovel to beat.
25. There is a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for Cuozao China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, ashamed of their penis into their place, the Japanese woman was furious: What's your work ? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!
26. night, fool Guanggong Yuan see the couple making love, love to watch. The next morning, see a man doing push-ups, we take a closer look, the man was furious: what you look silly B! fool said: You did that silly B , Di Xiaren have gone dry yet!
27. a flea cry to his unfortunate partner: I used to live in a man's beard, and later through twists and turns before reaching the pubic hair on a woman, woke up the next day, back to the previously discovered that the man beard it!
28. The old man by train at night stretching across the foot rest of a mistake in Miss file. A few days later,
belstaff outlet, does not feel itchy feet, the doctor thesis for syphilis, the old man with known rare. Doctor said: \
29. male took off his clothes to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is the equivalent of kilograms of explosives, and pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to one hundred kilograms of explosives. and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend walked out the door running and exclaimed: God! lead such a short!
30. a peasant prostitute, JI, said: \said: \
31. two dwarf ###### in their room, where a soon to finish up, just listen to another room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf: \
32. night, his wife sitting bedside, hands and feet to tamper with, suddenly caught husband small jj, while Meng rub, then as hard as sticks, husband wife Bianyu off clothes, my wife asked: Why? Fu Q: What are you doing? Wife A: The driving test tomorrow and thought hanging files.
33. Monkey King learn, by ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the monk did not succeed, so the empty road I took advantage of the occasion of alms, by night the bones came Dong Fu, the absence of lighting, two blowing hot and cold at night , has been completed, the Monkey King with emotion: \The cursed bones of the dead \!
34. small ball every new toy to be little new to show off, a small new gas no way, took off his pants, said: And you never have. The next day, the small balls take off pants, said: My mother said, as long as I have this, how many how much that thing!
35. Liu Bei and Guan Zhang trapped three desert island,
belstaff online, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei want to cut hunger. Guan Road: SB,
belstaff coat, rubbed and then cut the meat and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: Big Brother, are you doing it? Liu Bei: the whole point of sauce, dipped to eat!
36. a little girl to the cake shops Mai Zaodian. She said to his boss: the boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: Do you want male baby or a baby girl? Girl: Of course, male doll to another! Because the place to eat a little more.
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