God's ten jokes

God's ten jokes 2007 年 06 月 08 日 11:21 TOM User 1, a priest playing golf, a nun in the afterward watch, the premier shot missed, the monk scolded: fought, the priest swore: Father wonder: Why namely my swear, why nuns cut it? Then came the sky, fair listen to the voice of God: just a hair. After I wink an eye apt you. 50 annuals. South Korea adviser burst into tears: I look the. God said: Japan absences 100 years. Japan coach rupture into tears: I see the. Chinese coach rapidly asked: us? God cry: I see the.
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first --- because God put some pearly dirt figurine baked into the fire lighter;
emulated with dark --- do not panic the furnace to the results to singe huge;
was the best heat and will have mastered the yellow marathon us, so namely we are God's masterpiece of the maximum successful.
9, Little Peter proudly to his friend, said: My uncle weighs 150 kg. My God!