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Reprinted from 475279799 at 19:09 on May 6, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary 1, the cat because of the life force, Tuberose hair salon opened in the fox POP Counter. Day, rats came to the salon name to pack the night, cats are unwilling to do. Mouse was furious and said: I first started courting, chasing a very tough battle, and now delivered to his home, but also CUTIE!
2, doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
3, biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly identify the octopus hands and feet? Student A: fart smell to it, it will cover your nose is the hand, the other is the feet. Class are down.
4, one fart at work always placed ring, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out? Then we see him sitting there shivering. Colleagues asked what he was doing, he replied: I have now transferred into a vibration it!
5, a person riding, I heard a passer in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, damn I can sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever and pitched into the ditch. Passers-by shouted: Mom,
UGG オーストラリア! Tell you Gully ditch, you ride? ! Killed deserve it!
6, carp and turtles to the marriage license. The clerk asked the age of the turtle, the turtle said: 100. Unfortunately, the clerk said: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you're too young, not allowed to marry.
7, a couple came to a wishing well of water. Her husband bent down,
ugg, made a wish after throwing a coin into the well. Would also like to wish his wife,
UGG AUSTRALLIA, but she accidentally fell into the well without bending. Her husband was shocked, then smiled and said to himself: His wife keep arguing the total, for a fish hook, and his wife said: The fish is really poor. Husband said: Yes, ah, just shut up and do not be all right?
9, science class,
ugg ブーツ, the teacher asked: The teacher asked: , Spider shouted: studious student, he used to earn part-time tuition winter. During the day to help butcher flesh at night to the hospital internship. One night there was a woman because of the emergency, to an operation, by the little light to push her into the operating room. Panic eclipsed the old woman to shout slogans: being embarrassed, the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale and loudly asked, . said: She and you sleep, 28-year-old story and you do not sleep, aged 38, a story she would lie to you and her sleep, aged 48, a story you do not sleep with her.
15, the tiger after reading the three catching wild boar, see the nest without a pig, touch his beard,
UGG ブーツ 格安, said: Empty House! turned to see the beast with a dead pig on the folder,
ugg ムートンブーツ, shocked: desperate measure! suddenly see you, rejoicing: Yo ho, there is honey trap?!