1. to take advantage of the students to take a bath, put his phone number into my girlfriend. Tang Chuangshang night sent him a text message I saw that the man suddenly stood up out of bed, smoked a Heyan Bada Bada, people find room to borrow money ...
2. Valentine's Day today, there is a long-standing crush on MM called me: ! ! ! ! ! ! Knock on the door more than an hour, that really no one ... ...
3. Class, a female student came a note, I really want to see the contents of the flat, he wrote the above is: in?
4. Today the whole family to see the Qing Hunan TV broadcast when the film suddenly very brain damage asked my dad: Dad, you said why should I call you dad do it? - My dad weak weak answer: You can call me Armagh.
5. a friend recently bought a car,
babyliss pro hair, took us out yo. Another friend with his sister appeared with the following dialogue:
MM: brother, your friend driving very steady ah.
GG: Well, yes. You see a bicycle passed another sister:
sister said:
sister say: . day, a Beijing traffic jam for several hours in a friend finally could not stand, he exploded to open the door, opened the trunk, from the inside out a long stick, all the people surprised at the traffic jam He saw that he cursed the ground a snail's smash hit, while knocking the side swore: a house dedicated to the party do?
uncle: willing.
Reporter: two cars then?
uncle: willing.
correspondent: in one million yuan prize it?
uncle: willing to.
Reporter: two cows do?
uncle: do not want to ... ...
Reporters: Why fields, villas, cars and money are willing to, cattle hand, do not want to do?
uncle: I really have two cows!
9. the little guy across the noodles really wasted. noodles push lightly two people left, so I just put the bowl down to the street looks hungry Wildcats. for a while, little guy back, holding a bottle of water that look suspiciously empty bowl ... watching that moment, I just want to eat when a hard surface of the passerby ...
10.'s an MM, Recently QQ 5.05 6.10 7.12 8.18 signature is 9.23 () study and research,
giuseppe zanotti leopard wedge booties, can not be calculated. issued to the company that a mathematical genius, did not do it and finally had to ask her: to be cut like sushi.
then with his belt, this large rolls down the middle line in a circle, went to work.
back at 4 o'clock, and saw her husband maintained a morning to be cut sushi style, still in bed, but somewhat different point of view, and looked at me with Resentment.
he said: hungry for a day is not the key, when I go off the air conditioning heat of his death is not the key,
mens ferragamo shoes, the next day how to interpret unit did not work and does not answer the phone is not critical,
key is: the bed is opposite the wardrobe to wear, he looked at himself in the mirror that is very very funny. laugh when the urine is not choked. ...
12. Some people post to ask: Do you like a bank counter on MM, so what better way to pursue it? Replies: books do not get to save money then, you ... she stopped sister bank : hey ... your book!!! landlord smile: is your book!!!
13. junior high school, the school close to home, every time I put a small walk off home.
One winter holiday, I walk alone on the way home, inadvertently see the sky with an eagle.
day I wear a ######## fur coat with large white-collar sub, catch a glimpse of an eagle the moment , I thought it would not take my collar as a large rabbit and only came for me to fly under?
so I determined to find a hidden corner of dodging, to stand in the cold wind for nearly half an hour ... In half an hour, I unearthed from time to time to sneak a look at eagle eye still is not, in ... in ... in ... still ... has been, long time I finally found a strange thing, so I am bold enough to carefully observe the eagle a moment, then ... cursed: toilet, slipped out of pants with a long time after the effort, life, put a loud fart.
pit next door and then heard the man: That man said: brothers still paper? just be you a scare, a paper out of the pit!
15. take the subway to work in the morning, many people especially crowded! looks great next to a girl card wow Iraq is to send text messages, I do not read one that she wrote, standing beside a SB feet, also shouted: you actually learning from it?! man rubbing his pitiful ass back at me, trembling, said: Well. Simuxiangdui few seconds later, I was hesitating how to apologize it, the man replied : Brother,
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17. a first class, a student hungry, put the noodles soak up. In order to prevent the teacher found the books so stand up, head buried go on, but the heat is to take out the teacher had a very calm and said: play
19. go to school today, the supermarket to buy things.
cash register when the bar code of what not to brush ~ will have a not out ... ...
brush head was not know what they thought ... ...
so leisurely coming out one:
~ ~ ~ ~
21. a child, the teacher told me: the human body has a hard villain and a lazy villain when you hesitate when they will fight. elementary school often hard lazy villain villain trounced, junior high school, tied up, to the high school is lazy villain often won. but to the university I suddenly found that they do not fight, the mother's hard villain is killed
22, he met an enchanting and full of woman, by her fans have perverted Britain said he quit his job, betrayed fiancee, eloped with the woman on the plane, a woman asked him, do you remember when you are humiliated high school The buck teeth sister do? he hesitated, not just this woman imagined familiar. are you? he asked. a woman shaking his head sneer, thanks to you the gift, she graduated from high school committed suicide after his horror, that you are? woman Yin Xiao, I am her brother.
23. his net worth millions, with numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, modern farms. QQ, lost since then, he lost everything.
24 free on his heart-shaped stack of origami paper, to see her give her. How long has this habit? he not remember very clearly and suddenly, one day, her phone, said: waste paper, I asked the price, then you send my heart-shaped origami are sold ... .
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