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2. a vet to the piglet planter breeding, veterinary, said: appears apt necessitate pretended breeding. Farmer hesitated as a long time, the bravery apt say: the line is the line, afraid of it biting me.
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5. a countryside women for the 1st time into the metropolis, want the latrine, not seen for a long time, but unfortunately help police: comrades in front of a restroom, what does the mother in the toilet?
6. school students: recurrence recurrence of the students cried
7. one American in the White House before the damned Bush is a simpleton, the outcome was instantly captured on charges - leaking state secrets
8. tiny mystery of the chickens, plucking at the riverside. After the police, the thief Mangjiang fowl darted into the river, unraveled to police: the chicken in the swim, I can aid it to see the dress
9. Snapper on rats said: ? I saw the man was very nervous look and said: can not my child it!
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15. A: Sorry, I variety of chicken to eat your vegetables. B: always right, my dog ​​has been eating your chicken. A: No wonder I base the dog's abdomen chicken bones
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18. Xiaoming: Dad, in antique times, the emperor claimed to Gua Ren, claiming that what the Queen? Father: Silly boy, of course, that the Queen's widow said it!
19. Warden asked before execution on decease row before sitting in the cordless chair: Do you have whichever requirements? Death: I merely want you while the execution can hold my hand, so I thought a little better
20. Two drunk wading on the tracks, a complaint: Another grunted, said: Mother casually asked: he has fixed the go? Mary then said: He is responsible for neat the blackboard of our class!
22. Selling what hawkers: Who exactly which birthday today? Tom's happy to heave their hands. Pastor: Well, the week after the distress you beat out those candles!
24. Gulf War, the coast float an age submarine, climb out of a white-haired man asked: the warfare over? Others said: still playing! Man sighed: cursed Hitler! Then after indentation submarine.
25. Wife: You forever bring me roses before, why is one not to send it? Husband gave the answer: Have you ever discerned a fisherman catch a fish is also fed bait after it?
26. Dean of the patients came from the operating room to escape: Nurses say do not be afraid, tranquilize point, surgery is very easy. Dean: words bad? Patients: doctors say she is the words of
27. Khrushchev visited the farm, the reporter is a photograph of him in the pen and the pig with pictures. The next day the weeklies,Mens Lacoste, next to the postscript: left third of Comrade Khrushchev.
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30. Wife: look so old-fashioned it? Man said: If you like the RMB, you will concern what year it was released it?
32. Professor of Philosophy: a fool to raise this issue, 10 natty folk to respond. Student: No wonder I could not pass the absolute test.
33. sufferers floating in the sea. He asked the companions: how distant are we from land? About 3 km it! 3 km! On which side? Here!
34. Dumb exam very cells, so took a telegram to his brother, asked my father to make preparations for it. Call back soon brother: his father is ready, now you must prepare
35. A fat matron said to her husband: so I was not anxious about my heaviness, but my height. According to weight and altitude percentage, I ought be 2.5 meters lofty
36. Son: Dad, why God made men first, and establish woman? Father: Maybe he does not want to make a man when a woman kept entanglement at his ears it!
37. Tom to his girlfriend Mary family to ascertain her, Mary's brother angrily out. saw water aboard the drip, I had to swim hard