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Reprinted from 88068877 at 14:39 on August 17, 2008 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Funny
the old man to his wife before dying confession: I once had a extramarital affair, would you please forgive me! Wife: more big,
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an electrician into the operating room, to a man wearing an oxygen mask for the dying said: Hey! You listen well, take a deep breath, I need power for five minutes!
an ant on the elephant, said: \!
bath factory visits to museums and activities in organizations. Director of lecture: the morning shower lesbians, gay visitors. Afternoon shower gay and lesbians to visit. To discipline, not allowed to take pictures!
mother with deep myopia stiffness honeymoon daughter back to the eye to the emergency room, and angrily said: the man with her back, is not earlier that her honeymoon!
hunters see the bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but that bird was dropped down to see the bullet had missed the bird said to each of the offerings: scared to death, scared to death!
hostess: Are you pregnant? Maid: Yes, ah! Do not you pregnant? Mistress angrily retorted: But I was pregnant with my husband! Happy to go along with the maid: I am also ah!
a white to the Black campaign speech, in order to win the support of black voters, the speech he had blurted out: \
singing a crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: \sing the B side finished the course. \
cliff just a small rat paw waving, jumping over and over again to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it either father tell it, it not we own it,
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an old man ����, when he bought a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car Meidiu, and more than two locks and a piece of paper that read: Ah you ride!
Spice call a taxi. Each other: Miss, may I ask you later what to wear? Spice: red miniskirt! The other side: that to where? Spice Girls: the thighs it!
4-year-old boy kissed the girl 3 years old, the girl asked seriously: \a. \
lying about a male dormitory will continue until 3 am, suddenly want to discuss an issue, \
robbers: Get out safe password that out! Do not say kill you! Female staff: I do not say to kill! You ruined me I do not say! She looked up and down after the robber: you wish!
School of Fine Arts provides boys and female models are not allowed to fall in love. Bauer not only talk but also to model pregnancy. The school cicada. A few days later the school announced: Xiao Qiang was expelled for breaking props.
female tears, male huff said: I tell you how many times, this ring is the bird research station of the people I put on, not wedding ring! I'm not married!
a male, his wife often affair, and felt invisible and colleagues to send a pair of couplet: As long as the days go off, the next
together: even the head a little bit green, scroll reads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
restaurant, women: Are you going to marry me in the end it? Men's silence. Woman: Do not think nobody wanted me, I'll engage in a fire
to find someone in this married! The waiter came over: Miss you to our restaurant guests are scared away.
day a taxi home drunk after drinking, reaching a 110 patrol car stopped, and cried: Even if you are
a one per kilometer, there is no need to write so much you!
guard comfort Condemned: Do not be afraid, very strong current quickly,
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sound. Condemned trepidation: What was that? Guard: power failure, they replaced the candles
remember? TV singing a song that you go, the referee down 4 3 Thankfully, a judge took office
hold your hand excitedly said: Talent ah! Singing is for money to others, you are terrible singing it!
M: I love you Oh ... I really like you ... Can I kiss you? .. Girl: Do not
face .... M: Then I kissed him good ....
a few people to see the sunrise, one pointing to the trees, said: I see. Others also said saw. Then, after the tree was
Tizhaokuzi out: to see to see what yell? !
generally not allowed on the boys floor girls, to 8 pm before the required leave or to 8 points, building on long-aunt
shouted: girls, see a visitor out.
afraid the old lady sitting on the bus station every station will be asked to stop her car kept the driver stabbed with an umbrella, \
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Xiaoming go to the beach, see the sea can not help but cried: \He was furious: \
a male to a female courtship, with the erhu music pulled Reflection of the Moon, after the woman said: do not ye pull
erhu, the people and the blind long'd Ting Xiang Bing!
robber: \! \said: I married my sister friends and centipedes, spiders Q: What bad news? cricket, said: depends,
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