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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 23:10 on June 27th, 2010 浏览 (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
[have a child and believe that Maidou Fu nun is a monk's wife. One day a nun to buy tofu, the child called it \This can be furious nun, no money left to tofu.
child sitting on the ground began to cry. Then just a passing monk, a child came forward to seize him, said: \nun ah. \; nuns no longer see the children called her \; night, a bus after the last one for delivery of the vehicle, the driver looking back, there is a Miss Bai Yide, sitting in the last row. Drivers continue to drive,
Silent on the ratio ---- - Qzone log, take a look at side mirror, it was not any woman, and was shocked ~ ~ quickly slam the brakes, a look back, and sat there, the driver turned his head to a guilty conscience and drive carefully and take a look at side mirror, a woman and no, the huge surprise! Quickly and slam the brakes, a look back, the woman appeared. Drivers facing collapse, turned his head to drive in a cold sweat. And then at the third driver side mirror, the woman had disappeared, the driver has crashed and is also a screeching halt, but not turned away, when the woman walked slowly in front of him,
new balance sneakers, disheveled, his face blood, dripping on his feet, the driver body is stiff, and not turned his head to see her ~ that woman with a very low voice, said: \on the brakes, a squat, you have the brakes \desperate for the opportunity to further close,
new balance running shoes, a long time are not only a distance that Han. and at the same table to discuss more than N ways near the beautiful, but most are too shameless, few feasible. then come up with a simple, that is, When she met in and take the initiative to strike up, strike up the says: hey, coincidence, you XXXX. XXXX content determined according to specific scenarios, for example, met in the library said: hey, coincidence,
new new balance shoes, you have to book Hall, met at the station said: hey, coincidence, and you take this bus. and then you can open the conversation to continue chatting.
mind, this post hoc, day to think about and her encounter. Then one day: I came out from the toilet to urinate and saw she was hand side of the pond, I excited, and quickly went closer and opened the tap washing hands. She rushed I smiled, I excitedly said: hey, coincidence, you hand the urine friends?]
[after graduation: Brethren, Farewell ah; graduation year: brothers, after the wife will be ah; later : brothers, a wife regret ah; again later: brothers, there will be after the wife ah; Last: brothers, regret a second wife ah ~]
[the kid next door has finally vowed to lose weight graduate job fair, some people said something to him: \\roll over a ball of dung?]
[money can buy a house but can not buy homes, buy a marriage but can not buy love, you can buy a watch but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is painful roots. put your money to me, let me bear the pain of a bar!]
[says: I always open the eyes to give up on your left side. Water, said: I've been tirelessly to flow around you and hold you well. pot, said: are you still so much nonsense instant..]
[One day a lady sat down midway car ... do not know the way her mother a mother with a stick to hit the driver ... ass wrote: Which? driver said: This is my ass ah ...]
[doll mother asked: \\This B child C home for? Light with one foot standing on the D, EF not to wear, but bare little GG ... \ah! \wrote: Bovine B-74110]
[two dumplings,
new balance shoes, and drive away the guests returned to the bedroom after the groom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked the bride? meat balls shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know 啦!]
[a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back,
Sub-Dragon like - Qzone log, but was shaking down,
Gain and loss ... more with less - Qzone log, only one ant carrying a large tightly like the neck and hold the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother against a!]
[a dog to climb your table, to climbing a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out,
new balance 574, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless. ]
[you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it, anyway, I already have your blood goes!]
[Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. people laugh he did not look, mouse: you know what, she was a stewardess at any rate.
[Yesterday, I dreamed that God said to meet a wish, I took out the globe that want to world peace, he said it too hard for one. I take your picture The man said to be beautiful, he thought a moment that is still holding a globe, I look and see.]
[an ugly woman, marry,
new balance mens, want to be trafficking. dream come true, but a half months sold. kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, not a car.]
[cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws , jump again and again, to learn how to fly.
watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own the ...]
[someone for the first time at the market Maibing Gun, sorry selling, next to a person is to speak out loudly: Maibing Gun!, he had cried: I was.]
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