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1: a day to peek at a mosquito with the praying mantis woman bathing,
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4: elephant asked the camel: the elephants and camels of dialogue while laughing. Elephant turned to the snake, said: couplet to self-motivation, the joint is: 'sleeping cottage close family word play', the second line is: 'Alley lying collapsed foot flute Teng', scroll reads: 'Gan from heaven'. One day, a Henan Province, passing through here, to see the pair of couplets on the heart is curious, in his mother tongue and read it aloud: 'Who is speaking Potamogeton my ass', 'raw so confused I told him' ... ... Yo, there are scroll reads! But this time he read backwards: 'dry weight tomorrow! '
6: Kindergarten female teachers lead students to swim, inadvertently exposing an X Mao, a student asked the teacher, what is it ah? Female teachers to unplug a hard-hearted that thread!
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8: a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, a woman saw the eighties, and asks: What are you waiting for? Prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop,
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9: driver to take the leadership to participate in a variety show, leading into the venue, the driver stopped by security, I told the driver that leadership is a system, security, said: chicken X is a system with egg, chicken X into the eggs get inside?
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