Crikey! It is the International Croc Attack!
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They have intruded New Zealand,
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The plastic horrors have taken the nation by storm, but their popularity remains an enigma. Bulky, hole-filled and jellybean-coloured, they are not the elevation of footwear fashion.
“Crocs are ugly, they are frightful, they are nauseating,” railed Denise L’Estrange-Corbet, author of Kiwi fashion label World. “They should really have teeth in them that bite off the feet of anyone who wears them as punishment for having such wrong fashion sense. I wouldn’t wear them if they were the final shoes on world.”
L’Estrange-Corbet said the only object good about the rubber monstrosities was their sunny colours. “But they should be banned. If I were prime minister, that’s what I would do – ban Crocs.”
Auckland mainstream designer Caroline Church puts it equitable for bluntly. “They’re dog hideous. They actually are, but so are Jandals – people don’t look agreeable in them, but they dress them anyway.”
The Manolo completely agrees with these emotions.
Wait, Denise L’Estrange-Corbet? This label is familiar to the Manolo. Ah, now he remembers. Let us just mention that if she and her husband do not favor the Crocs, you who wear them are doomed.
And now this fearful news. Not only are the Crocs invading New Zealand, merely these “rubber monstrosities” have now emerged in Paris! Here is the excerpt from this day’s Wall Street Journal written by the Manolo’s age friend the Rachel Dodes (many apologies, the Manolo does no have the link, his internet the friend Tara sent the excerpt apt him).
[O]n the Rue des Francs-Bourgeois,
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Crocs, which function colossal chasms in the front, have but to transform a sensation appearance the U.S. “Everyone thinks this is lunatic,” recognized Pascal Yefet, employer of the shop in Paris, which is called Sylk Production. Mr. Yefet claims to be the first human in France to offer to sell the unusual footwear. After a year of negotiation, he purchased 800 pairs of Crocs in a rainbow of colors from Crocs Inc., the Niwot, Colo., company. The shoes retail for �49, or about $65. In the U.S. they can be purchased for $29.99.
If Mr. Yefet succeeds in drawing amuse from French consumers, it could be a good sign for Crocs, which saw its stock nearly treble since working public last year ahead a recent slide. The enterprise has been quickly inflating its offerings — such as a wedge heel and a rubber ballet smooth — to dodge appropriate a one-hit marvel.
Since beginning the boutique in January, Mr. Yefet says he has sold approximately 100 couples of Crocs, but that only 50% of the customers are French. “I wish people watch Crocs as someone different,” says Mr. Yefet. “They are very comfortable.”
Mr. Yefet should hope that the outraged peoples of Paris do not dart the cobblestones through his windows and drag him into the street because the many deserved thrashing.
For always that is holy, peoples, do you not placard that while you put the Crocs above your feets you directly lose 63 IQ points and 27% of your physical attractiveness! It is the proven fact of science!
Manolo says, do not be the unattractive dummy, do not wear the Crocs.
Update! The super fantastic Rachel Dodes has forwarded the link to the article,
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