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General of the Army
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,698
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1. Once a man Jiao cool.
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'what are they cool. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2. Seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost of three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong the end of bread and two cans of chicken
sea, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench about love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the readily placed under cover of a fart sound.
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. to buy a snail medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious curse: ######## I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
14. a story: ? No, ah ... ...
I write this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week Rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, In the absence of gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
our delicious beef noodle soup here, Maybe you can We went to West Street to the restaurant to eat hot pot!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know you When the uncle or aunt to be!
I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on clothes pocket!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to not come out here very hard to accept the urine!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. A digest poor patients to the doctor complaining: I recently not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18 . someone to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: Keep it down to see me mix ~~~~~~ He kicked themselves into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go out bath wash .....
28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? nurses, injection of the , they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not careful, can you expect from the wife a wife, you get that in a pie?
38. Three mice were tasting the U.S. and Japan China's wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: how? have to wait? only the public and which is female. ass brains, or not answer. cattle curse: s ass, Nanzuonvyou Well!
41. a man to jump, his wife had just come back shouted: He
42. Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: conference: fat, rats was moved: encourage their own language: The very creative ...
46. before I bought two puppies, called the When I saw the Monkey magic spell to call back to read the help, and soon the air came a voice: dare to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. panda birthday, We said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is hope to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. bee puzzled: He Where is the butterfly better than I answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is not what you wear to steal
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to call to the production of business in the field captain. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? disgusting things
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I was not intentionally make things difficult for you?! !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! to the cafeteria Dafan, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, You three conditions, the bat said, What is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!
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