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Old 04-02-2011, 12:46 AM   #1
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Default Air Jordan Space Jams 《给未来儿子的信 ,笑死我了

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Old 04-02-2011, 01:15 AM   #2
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of the year compared with three days of tangled, February 14, Valentine's Day, as a person too; October 12, birthday, because he was a big one year old; November 11, Singles, because up to now in the past: (and today to Nov. 11, and that should say something -
someone asked me, there is no object?
Oh, not yet.
not think so, not right ... ...
In fact, it is true, met many times face, just not right; not look high, requiring more than just not feeling. May sometimes want to love, want to own is no longer lonely, but the man did not, and do not want to casually love.
times when their stop will feel that their dedication is ridiculous, why do not you love? Why should their single? Is it love lonely love lonely?
is not the case, because there is a single called
they love very single-minded but also very persistent and have their own unique ideas, able to maintain his; in the vast sea of only looking to make themselves touched upon the , perhaps in the eyes of others that silly, silly, but that his heart just want to let down; to their loneliness is to not let yourself lonely and people love their casual; 500 Review of past lives only in exchange for a life rub and over the shoulder, so unreal not believe that fate is not much, that they might just feel; not easy to love, do not want to deceive others, do not want to lie to ourselves, each other love is pure, but if the event that he (she) will be persistent, set his heart, will not bother to bring, to love.
everyone has their own the other half of the figure, even if the other half is barely find you do in your heart in addition to his (her) to no other the hearts of the people? In the other half of my heart there will be a vision of hope to meet each other is a beautiful romantic encounter; hope he (she) is your prince (princess), but will not indulge in this fairy tale fantasy, just like share their own true encounter, do not go crazy about Prince (Princess), as long as I that he (she) just want to understand their own willingness to find a just looking for companionship to understand their own willingness to accompany their own.
when you really experience the day that he (she), the two exchanges will definitely set the baseline for each other, not easily crossed; respect the love and respect for feelings, respect each other, not will casually start, but once started, it will be the most cherished people living. Because they believe in love.
like yourself, but when faced with a people who do not like, will be polite and respect each other, said, feelings, do not let the other party a waste of time, if the other party that friends can do,A beautiful morning - Qzone log, of course, I am very happy. But want to change my mind, it is impossible,Lele coffee - Qzone log, because they will not easily compromise yourself, unless you which he (she).
a friend said, the society has less and less popular Ningquewulan, and should not abuse rather short, it is possible, but I do not want change, do not do this wrong ?
not imagine love as easily to others, and easily make your not alone, and when the end of the period, and then more will not have any sad feelings, because people do not like feeling used, the exact that they do not know love and be loved,Baby's first birthday - Qzone log, they have a favorable impression on all of the opposite ######, will not be attached and the pursuit of his own that he (she), as opposed to Ningquewulan person they will be more realistic, and more to protect themselves in the love because after breaking up, he (she) does not know the pain of feeling that they did not pay for love. And Ningquewulan were not so, they will not, the situation will remain for a long period, even if the end they will hurt, pain , sorry, but it has paid off, will not regret it, so that my love, how is the need carefully to wait, even a lifetime.



alone, not necessarily unhappy;
be, not necessarily permanent;
lost, not necessarily no longer have.
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