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138661 2009 年 01 月 15 日 20:28 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (2) Category: Personal Diary
Customers: Boss, may I ask how much money these pants?
boss: 180 yuan,coach purses, Guangzhou authentic goods, you do not?
Customer: Let me see ... ...
boss: Do not look, things are good things, give you a discount point of 170 yuan.
Customer: This is also called discount ah?
Boss: Oh, all right on the 140, this time instead.
Customer: ha ha ha ha,★, Princess song name skewers songs - Qzone log, I laugh!
Boss: What are you laughing, do Xiangui?
Customer: No, far more than you, simply use the pumps my blood pumping!
Boss: Where there are so exaggerated, see you're a local bar to 120.
Customer: ... ...
boss: You're not still Xiangui, and I earns you a few dollars at most.
Customer: No, I did not say you,coach handbags, these pants worth the price.
boss: You're good taste, quick to buy it.
Customer: pants are good pants, but limited tickets in my pocket ah.
boss: how much money in your pocket that ah?
Customer: 90.
Boss: Oh dear, are you kidding, costing death of me, and added 10.
Customer: No, Tim, I would like to give you 120 yuan, you can do nothing.
Boss: Well, to make friends, you pull down to 90.
Customer: I will not give you 90, I want to stay in the fare of 10 yuan.
boss: the fare? This is what relationship you buy pants?
Customer: Of course, I come from a place far,这个小姐挺幽默 - Qzone日志,coach outlet online, far away, I have to take the bus back, the fare of 10 yuan .
boss: You lie!
customers, eighteen years of age I no longer fool people, believe me. You see my face, how sincere ah.
boss: Although I do not see your sincerity, but I indemnities,coach wallet, and let you have 80 good.
Customer: Wait, I should add that I do not eat breakfast, I'm hungry.
boss: you!! God, you too much, you play with me .
Customer: Believe me, I am sincere. If we do not eat, I would faint in front of you.
boss: I'm out of luck, you encountered such a slick. But you do too, one would have to go by car, for a while and eat breakfast. You will not have to say you a thirst, drink drink?
Customer: You Tai Xiaoqiao me. Believe me, I did not request.
Boss : I believe you? The last time?
Customer: Yes, believe me.
Boss: Well, some happy, 70 yuan.
Customer: I'll give you money.
boss: faster .
Customer: Wait, the color seems a bit wrong here, ah.
boss: No, no, this is frosted colors, and deliberately inflicted this appearance, called popular.
Customer: Oh, how looks like the old pants, strange.
Boss: What? Does not matter who you insult me, please do not insult my pants. This is the real thing.
Customer: ... ...
Boss : Okay, I give you my attention Learn ... ... You see, last week the purchase date, purchase units of a certain garment factory in Guangzhou, how can the old pants it?
Customer: Oh, I ' m sorry I misunderstood, but ... ... God, the purchase price: 20 yuan each.
Boss: Oh, no, not right. This is not the pre-tax price, after tax cost is 40 yuan each .
Customer: You are lying,coach sunglasses, you think I was a fool you, this is value-added tax invoice, is the price after tax. These trousers are worth only 20 yuan,coach sunglasses outlet, but you ... ...
boss: hey ... ... do business with, you know my face to the Housing rents hundreds every day, it does not make money I eat?
customers: the light of day, reciting the tide, you Xintai Hei!
boss: Hey, 30 per line does not? My good brother, let me make some.
customers: money is a mere trifle. But you got me angry. You are deeply hurt a consumer's mind.
boss: Is it that serious?
Customer: Do you think that cheating is not serious? Then go on, but just fraud is a crime!
boss: OMG, so exaggerated ah. In this way, you Xiaoxiao Huo, I sell you 25 yuan, to make five dollars.
Customer: What? 25 is a hundred and fifty meaning, you despise me?
Boss: No, no, to 24 bar.
Customer : There is a 4,影象(三), is
boss: Days, 23 no problems, right?
Customer: Well, deal
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