1: landlord: Sister Furong Feng and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who?
strong storm response: Who hit who save.
2: landlord: I put my dog to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so love,
juicy scottie bling collection, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not natural ... ...
3: landlord: Please use the word to describe China's National Seismograph.
Re: hindsight, like pigs in advance!
4: Forum landlord: Men last night, walking the dog mastiff big and small edge of the woods a bald wild dogs up. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
5: landlord: I skipped classes in college, hung over branches, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, I have done a competent
Re: you died before?
6: landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah.
strong storm response: Remove the word like that is really sin.
7: landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, there is a ghost once, put the ass, and then died.
Re: encountered Feng, Feng fell in love with and married a Feng ... ...
8: Ya landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots talking I feel the future is very slim ... ...
Re: happy now - because you howling at the moon is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you are playing!
9: landlord: Shenzhen Nantou a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10: landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not the durian coconut ... ...
11: landlord: they are being called brother called Uncle tragic or miserable?
strong storm response: Uncle your brother out.
12: landlord: the city manager to add new weapons came for stray dogs!
strong storm response: This is the same root, to fry.
13: landlord: Why do more and more people do not want children?
strong storm response: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
14: landlord: see today has been hinting to the other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed?
strong storm response: to meet friends not to go to bed? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15: landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to the requirements of the teacher leading the students nicely to a final comment, how to write ah?
strong storm response: the student performance and stability,
juicy dotty day dreamer bag, strong hands.
16: landlord: mineral water to drink dead by Hainan incident, you can see that China's food safety worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? QS logo is not it?
strong storm response: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
17: landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18: landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective?
strong storm response: ladies, even if you can make a man a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
19: landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, seeking you to help her daughter from a daunting name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken thinking Chinese.
20: Forum landlord: I have a million, buy a car, we Geigejianyi it.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged S-type, one will be arranged B-type.
21: Forum landlord: Chen Liang, Wang Xiaoya with marriage, please use the words comment.
Forum Re: Ah from good!
22: Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Re: Only half like! (Two hundred and fifty ??!!)
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landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
24: Forum landlord: Guess which country's mixed blood ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformed magic!
25: Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah,
juicy couture waist bags, please help identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: two after a long back acne!
26: Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera has!
Forum Re: ah, but you have to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27: Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, if not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized, I was his appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff!
28: Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, what should I buy a car to the nanny do?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
29: Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! We point out Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30: Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side are a different woman ~
31: Forum landlord: you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy scenes will make you in front of stole the show?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike him throwing a spoonful on the head!
32: Forum landlord: Why should pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren? Is not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum couch: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the generally lower unit ~
33: Forum landlord: Why is the father of a child born to keep family name?
Forum couch: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34: Forum landlord: handsome ass with - Death is not the end of the day to eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, there might ride, a car sitting there with a bad crush on ... ... how handsome? ! !
35: Forum landlord: Call curse of the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty word.
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Forum Re: your mother's time is not a man threw, the placenta was raised up?
36: Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport with welcome sign hanging?
Forum couch: how hung? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37: Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum Re: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
38: Forum landlord: I bought a new estate, how much say it scared you - I used to drive once around a full two and a half hours! ! !
Forum couch: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~
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