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Microsoft : Yes, what would you do it?
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Microsoft :#%$^&@
User : Black is not black you in the end ?
Microsoft :.......
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Microsoft : piracy was black ... black , you are pirating it?
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Microsoft : it should not ah , yeah, you turn aboard Automatic Updates additionally?
users: open the , ah, early in the open , waiting to watch a black shade on it!
Microsoft ; [email =##$%^&%$#@$%]##$%^&%$#@$%[/ email] ...
users : how? Need apt open ah ?
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users: do ye not black?
Microsoft : Do you have auto- update prompt you to download patch?
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Microsoft :....
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