超级可爱的冷笑话(上）
 

1.题目: 原来
　　
　　小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
　　
　　老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
　　
　　
　　2.照样造句
　　
　　题目: (树呀树呀)我把你(种下)
　　
　　小朋友写: (汤圆汤圆)我把你(吃掉)
　　
　　老师评语: 真是可爱~~
　　
　　
　　3.题目: ..一边...........一边............ ..
　　
　　小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子.
　　
　　老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
　　
　　
　　4.题目: 课本
　　
　　小朋友写: 上课本来就很无聊。
　　
　　老师评语:上课要专心
　　
　　
　　5.题目: 吃香
　　
　　小朋友写: 我很喜欢吃香蕉。
　　
　　老师评语: 小心噎到
　　
　　
　　6.题目: 从前
　　
　　小朋友写: 小明从前门进来。
　　
　　
　　7.题目: 天真
　　
　　小朋友写: 今天真热,retro nike shoes。
　　
　　老师评语: 你真天真~~
　　
　　
　　8.题目: 十分
　　
　　小朋友写: 我今天考十分。
　　
　　老师评语: 我会跟你爸妈说~~
　　
　　
　　9.题目: 其中
　　
　　小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
　　
　　老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~
　　
　　
　　10.题目: 一...就....
　　
　　小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
　　
　　老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
　　
　　
　　11.�目: 你看
　　
　　小朋友写: 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊!
　　
　　
　　12.照样造句
　　
　　例题: 你(唱歌) 我(跳舞)
　　
　　小朋友写: 你(好吗) 我(很好)
　　
　　老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
　　
　　
　　13.照样造句
　　
　　例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
　　
　　小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的 )。
　　
　　老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???
　　
　　
　　14.题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
　　
　　小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
　　
　　老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
　　
　　
　　15.题目: 陆陆续续
　　
　　小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
　　
　　老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
　　
　　
　　16.题目: 先．．．再．．．
　　
　　例题: 先吃饭，再洗澡。
　　
　　小朋友写: 先生，再见!
　　
　　
　　17.题目: 天涯海角
　　
　　小朋友写: 妹妹乱跑跑到天涯海角,cheap polo shoes。
　　
　　老师评语: 你妹妹真会跑~~
　　
　　
　　18.�目: 一直
　　
　　小朋友写: 我画了一直线。
　　
　　老师评语: .......... .......
　　
　　
　　19.�目：马上
　　
　　小朋友写: 我骑在马上,Nike Lunar Max Women。
　　
　　老师评语: 马上来找老师！
　　
　　
　　20.题目: 皮开肉绽
　　
　　小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽,nike shoes!
　　
　　老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。。
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