Sichuan people are laughable entrance essay ( read
 

A tender one day, I'm pro funny to wake up early Bacheng old, but I played the old one Oh harm , but also trapped the old stamp . Zhua Keshui always want to class the next day , the result was the teacher to see down the old , in front of the class face kao shell I turn old child , but also decided the old me out , that I tender a support tou a Waer , large Day of white light , the sleepy West , did not have spirit. Beans, but I was sleepy , the teacher read my hood is very strong , not fine me funny catch for the column ( homework ). I think the teacher said, poking a bit of God , and after class , funny shade of his cup down to the drug from the drug , the first card at the desk to find old son on a grasshopper eyes to head. A teacher to the transfer of children ha ha , like a foolish child , like shell , playing a big black feces they mention, very wrong nest . He is also the first dig dug regardless of grasping the cup to pour the stew Qiuqiu glass of water. Ha ha like a child bean drink two Ma Ma II , staggered , and rushed out of the plane changed hands filament head . Sub to wait for him , and he became angry , the fans have erected a cat , he looks and drag stones to kill the black bar to embrace our real roar, and asked which Kazakh children itchy , very sails , put things Cup in his head. Although the black down the front off us, but we British smile back , a yin to the two are said to labor when the back !