Knowledge for entry to Didi Cantonese !
 

Laugh to tears ah ~ ~ ~ _
1, a pair of lovers marriage registration office to register.
managers asked the woman: Name. name ah?
2, a pair of husband and wife a son named Li Ming Jiaoe stupid. One day Li suddenly stupid not to return home, so the couple to the local police station.
police officers asked her husband: .
3, the highest level playing phone
student asked a professor of philosophy of life question: > professor said: , telephone connected, press the speakerphone key to enable students to professors listen carefully ... ...
Professor: ; professor:
, the professor immediately and called in the past ... ...
Professor: br> Prof:
professor told students:
professor and a phone call in the past ... ...
Professor: Sing it! your mother, yeah, you kind of hit me Di Xia Li to serve ... .... Having forced the rejection on the phone more.
professor told students:
Then, the professor has set aside a phone call, this time across a period of time only one is answering the phone for a connected ... ...
PK Tsai: As he shouted abuse at the same time ... ...
Professor: Den to trouble you ... ... finished, the professor hung up.
professor told students: Department of dumbfounding ... ... Nieye it?
Professor smiled, and hit the left with a number, the other quickly picked up the phone ... ...
PK Tsai: br> Prof: